You were right. It hurts to walk today.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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