After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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