Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
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I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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