It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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