We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
You did what with his pubic hair?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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