I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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