I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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