just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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