I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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