i will never coherently bang her
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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