Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
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