STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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