hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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