I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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