Kiss
Puke
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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