i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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