He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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