I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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