STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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