You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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