I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
i love accidental penises.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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