im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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