Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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