the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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