ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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