Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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