That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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