The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
organizing the empties. That sober.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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