So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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