The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
