you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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