when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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