it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Randomize
