i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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