David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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