i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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