dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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