dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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