What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Randomize
