Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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