do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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