omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
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