Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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