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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common

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It's a dick... How different can it taste

Submitted by nyc1990 on Jul 22, 10 at 4:25pm

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i bet it tastes like chefboyourawhore

Submitted by stokedonsurf on Jul 22, 10 at 5:51pm

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probly cause theyd both been in your behind...

Submitted by dfb62091 on Jul 22, 10 at 5:31pm

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try my dick next. i can assure you it'll be a different flavor to add some variety in your life.

Submitted by gujuguy on Jul 22, 10 at 4:50pm

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when you go ass to mouth I'm sure every dick is gonna taste the same.

Submitted by SillyShit19 on Jul 22, 10 at 6:41pm

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So...obviously you've only ever had two dicks in your mouth.

Submitted by CIT on Jul 22, 10 at 5:25pm

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- proud of the large number of dicks u sucked then?
  
  Submitted by a_mayo_packet on Jul 22, 10 at 11:12pm
  
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  - certainly not ashamed. :shrug: And define "large number" ;-)
    
    Submitted by CIT on Jul 23, 10 at 3:15pm
    
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Poor grammar. Fail.

Submitted by Tic on Jul 22, 10 at 4:16pm

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Ha Alaska gets a tfln and it ends up being retarded... Great but atleast this proves my theory that Alaskan girls are easy

Submitted by Doomeded on Jul 22, 10 at 8:11pm

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ATM has that effect

Submitted by jewishgypsy on Jul 22, 10 at 6:00pm

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I suppose that's not any stranger than women bleeding on the same day, but I'm not really interested in researching this further.

Submitted by stig on Jul 22, 10 at 7:03pm

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Fuck it I think I'm done with site altogether. It used to be funny but now its just people complaining about their sex lives. I don't give two squirts of duck shit about your 'whore's night out'. And on top of that, I have to sift through half a page of twelve year olds trying to be funny to get a coherent thought out the comments. America's been reduced to dumb-asses who eventually evolve into sluts. I'm ashamed.

Submitted by Captain_Trips on Jul 23, 10 at 2:25am

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LOL slut.

Submitted by cruelsuperset on Jul 22, 10 at 5:24pm

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Way to go ak

Submitted by chels907 on Jul 22, 10 at 10:58pm

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I love whores they give me warm fuzzies

Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 22, 10 at 5:00pm

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Yo botch, im in anchorage.... Taste my dick

Submitted by alectra82 on Jul 22, 10 at 5:15pm

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Way to keep it classy Alaska.

Submitted by pilot_chick on Jul 22, 10 at 7:29pm

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Im twelve is a reject if u start every post with this is stupid y dont u just stop posting dumbass

Submitted by viper4985 on Jul 22, 10 at 11:13pm

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I didn't know there was different dick flavors..WTF

Submitted by egirl on Jul 22, 10 at 7:46pm

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Copy of the stripper vagina one

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 10 at 10:54pm

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Firsty fingers children

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 10 at 9:16pm

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now they have herpes in common as well thanks to you.

Submitted by comicsansbold on Jul 23, 10 at 1:50am

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So... That's pretty nasty. 

Submitted by MechanicalDoll on Jul 22, 10 at 6:21pm

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Hhuu

Submitted by pretzel on Jul 22, 10 at 5:05pm

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Viper, captain and buzzcut are stupid. Don't like it here go away. Feed your hungry little bastardos and clean your house. You pay fir Internet and your kids are starving. Old people are dumb. Go peytonmanning, wtfwjd, firstyfollower, and whom ever else wants to comment here.

Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 23, 10 at 8:22pm

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Umad? Pretty sure no one cares about your jibber-jabber

Submitted by Serec on Jul 23, 10 at 4:47am

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I came on here for an experiment. Stupidity was proven. I am twelve but I scored sixteenhundred on my SAT and I'm in my first year of college so continue to be stupid on here and I'm glad I'm not old.

Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 23, 10 at 8:25pm

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I didn't know that dicks had different tastes. Do black dicks taste like cornbread?... And AIDS?

Submitted by mike0006 on Jul 22, 10 at 7:18pm

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- i heard they shoot koolaid, the red flavor
  
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  - I heard it was purple drank
    
    Submitted by SemperFoo on Jul 23, 10 at 10:25pm
    
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You give a whole new meaning to alaskans! Great -_-

Submitted by thealaskangirl on Jul 22, 10 at 7:08pm

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*too

Submitted by bmcd12 on Jul 22, 10 at 4:30pm

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Yeah cos saying firsty and pretzel ad nauseum is witty

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 10 at 3:38pm

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Yea mine tastes like ice cream

Submitted by mfbear on Jul 22, 10 at 5:19pm

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This Alaskan whore is making me Firsty!

Submitted by Firstyy on Jul 22, 10 at 8:46pm

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Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 22, 10 at 10:38pm

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This is stupid peytonmanning for fun

Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 4:19pm

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Yeah dicks normally all taste the same. It tastes like skin what else would they taste like?

Submitted by TommyP on Jul 23, 10 at 4:26am

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mine tastes like cheesecake

Submitted by JonerBoner on Jul 22, 10 at 4:39pm

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MASSIVE FIRST COCK

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 10 at 4:13pm

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Were they both craptastic? Cause that would explain a lot.

Submitted by smartypanties on Jul 22, 10 at 10:42pm

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Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 22, 10 at 4:50pm

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They must be fcking each other then

Submitted by TheEmoConfection on Jul 30, 10 at 4:11pm

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@stokedonsurf lol sounds like some classic Adam Sandler !!

Submitted by TurdFerguson324 on Jul 23, 10 at 2:28am

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Submitted by stokedonsurf on Jul 22, 10 at 5:51pm

Submitted by dfb62091 on Jul 22, 10 at 5:31pm

Submitted by gujuguy on Jul 22, 10 at 4:50pm

Submitted by SillyShit19 on Jul 22, 10 at 6:41pm

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Submitted by a_mayo_packet on Jul 22, 10 at 11:12pm

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Submitted by Captain_Trips on Jul 23, 10 at 2:25am

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Submitted by chels907 on Jul 22, 10 at 10:58pm

Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 22, 10 at 5:00pm

Submitted by alectra82 on Jul 22, 10 at 5:15pm

Submitted by pilot_chick on Jul 22, 10 at 7:29pm

Submitted by viper4985 on Jul 22, 10 at 11:13pm

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Submitted by comicsansbold on Jul 23, 10 at 1:50am

Submitted by MechanicalDoll on Jul 22, 10 at 6:21pm

Submitted by pretzel on Jul 22, 10 at 5:05pm

Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 23, 10 at 8:22pm

Submitted by Serec on Jul 23, 10 at 4:47am

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Submitted by mike0006 on Jul 22, 10 at 7:18pm

Submitted by RRstr926 on Jul 23, 10 at 9:19am

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Submitted by mfbear on Jul 22, 10 at 5:19pm

Submitted by Firstyy on Jul 22, 10 at 8:46pm

Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 22, 10 at 10:38pm

Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 4:19pm

Submitted by TommyP on Jul 23, 10 at 4:26am

Submitted by JonerBoner on Jul 22, 10 at 4:39pm

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 10 at 4:13pm

Submitted by smartypanties on Jul 22, 10 at 10:42pm

Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 22, 10 at 4:50pm

Submitted by TheEmoConfection on Jul 30, 10 at 4:11pm

Submitted by TurdFerguson324 on Jul 23, 10 at 2:28am

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