WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
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