You're my little dorito
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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