And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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