there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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