Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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