i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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