it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
she peed on how many people?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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