So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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