i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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