On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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