they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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