In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
vagina is talking i cant
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
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